Happy Birthday Kristina!

In honor of your big day, I have prepared two incredibly bad limericks:


There once was a girl named Kristina
Whose birthday was August nineteen-a
She liked to eat cake
But couldn't quite bake
So she just licked the batter bowl clean-a!


and:

Kristina has hair that is curly
And laughter that shows teeth so pearly
Though she's a year older
Maybe nobody told her
And she'll stay forever so girly!

Aren't you glad that I already gave you your birthday gift so you don't have to wonder if my abysmal poetry is all you're going to get? ;) Hope you had fun in Daytona!
<3
kim