My life as a mastercard commercial

Gas to Valdosta and back: $44.68
Hotel room in Valdosta when I'm too upset to drive: $109.87
Postage to mail assorted belongings of his back to Georgia: $8.10

Irony of still having flowers that came with the card "stick with me, I promise it's worth it" on my dresser when he breaks up with me: priceless.